spread the love ...

I just though I write this down ...

Do you to know the shopping craze in big supermarkets ... It gets unbearable before holidays .... I needed to buy some food because me and my sister were organizing the end of the year party ... apparently I was not the only one ... whole town and surrounding villages met in TESCO (big chain store) on 30.12.2008.

So I was standing in a queue for some ham ...my sister joined me after queuing for cheese  ... sorry for too much details. It took like 15 minutes to get at least close to the counter ...

Suddenly my sister says hello to a girl who was serving - a friend who was helping and earning some money, frankly they were working like crazy, too much people and unclear orders ... they talked and suddenly another girl - helper approached her, reaching for some sausage ... now remember, we are in Slovakia, small country , central - eastern Europe, whatever you call it ... and until now, I though, that Johnny´s bands are not much know (if you do not study, or want to study Japanese).... until this girls said "Yamapi give me a power .... cause I am dying here ...."

We just laughed and I got shocked ... just random people meeting at a random place .... and what do we do ... WE SPREAD THE LOVE ... anyway, my sister asked for 300 grams of YAMAPI instead of ham ... or at least she wanted to ... and for the rest of the day we just laughed about the story ....

The wait was worth it, the party was great ... and I wonder where I meet the Johnny´s fan again ....

I got to know myself

I was looking for something that would say something about me .... at least a bit, and I found this meme on my sister´s livejournal ...@list l0:level1@list l0:level1
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1-Your name: Alexandra

-          a girl’s name coming from Alexander, meaning 'Defender of Mandkind'. Lol

-          a person that is extremely crazy and klutzy. Everyone loves her. (at least the first sentence is definitely true ... )

-          a very strong girl in the heart, the best friend you will ever meet, will do anything to make someone happy, a very pretty girl inside and out, usually a girl who loves to turn people on and a lover of kissing : HORNYYYY WITH ANYONE ... and the show begins now... cause these two are a great pair:

-          a girl that likes to use ALOTTA lube and 2 condoms. Also watches an 80 year old womans talk show about sex  ... and  drum roll:

-          a female who doesn't know the meaning or use of a condom. Performs risky and unsafe acts whilst under the influence of alcoholI will try to be brief from now on ...

 2-One of your friends: Zolo
1. To be in a high or intoxicated state.
2. To be solo
3. Marijuana
4. A female that is easy
 ... well I think h would be proud ...

3-What should you be doing?: Writing an essay
Writing (writing apparently means only love): A word used for girl masturbation
essay: To masturbate, touch or fondle oneself.   (and there was an example: I'm going to go write my essay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
After this I am really starting to doubt myself ...
essay: a Mexican dude  (what does this say about me?)

4-Your Favorite Color: Blue

-          the hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

-          the feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a Monday.
POLICE:
Referring to the color uniforms that cops wear ( hmmm ... I do like uniforms ...)

-          and of course .... The color of masturbation, a codeword for porn,  inspired after the hentai La Blue Girl ( I really am scared by now ...) 

5-Your birth place: Hospital
- where sick people live and doctors work

6-Last person you talked to: Nina  chivakaza

  - gun, specifically a nine mm
1. another word for awesome.
2. the pringle man.
3. another word for the best person in the world
- well it would be a mistake to admit that my sister is awesome ... it might get into her head ....

7-Last thing you had to drink: Water
-      an abundant liquid that is very addicting.

-          everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water.

-           no one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical.

-          water can be either sell legally or illegally.  

8-Your nickname: Sash
- it is both everything and nothing at the same time ... you don’t understand? Let´s try ones more: a word that has almost any meaning you give it. i could be negative or positive. It is a noun verb and Adjective. it is pronounced Saash

Wanna try too? go to urbandictionary and type in answers to the questions above ... the rest is up to you ...