a plea

I seem to fail at finding a beta for my ftf. So before I go and try to ask people who I don't know, I'm asking my friend's list openly even though I know most of you are swamped with one thing or another and am not really expecting anyone to volunteer. Still I though I should at least try.
The only thing I can say here (other than the fic being obviously KAT-TUN) is that it is not short >.< which probably means it is pretty screwed up and I'd prefer native speaker (though I probably am in no position to be picky.) I would be willing to sell my foot or a kidney for this. Please?