higure

I wanted to post this for some time now, but I didn´t have enough time to edit. Our AAA club decided to role-play some time ago. I was a total newbie to the process so the first RP we did was kind of a test run for all of us. But I laughed so much while actually doing the role play and later on when rereading it that I asked permission to post it anyway.

And so I would like to present what I call my little SLUTTY RP. It is perfectly PG 13 though …

It took me some time to decide, how to do this, it was done over MSN but I decided to take away the times and also our usernames were replaced by the characters we each played. To give credits where it´s due:

Ueda: by

gaillen
Ryo: by

creamy_amande
Jin: by me

The first two have done something like this before and they have their roles pretty much set, so I ended up being Jin, who I have really mixed emotions toward (but sounded like a good option at the time) … nevertheless I think he is a good character to write …

Notes:
The text between * * is the only indirect speech it describes how they move, their expressions and stuff, sometimes it might all get confusing, well mainly, because I was too fast and so people are reacting to more than one thing and we talk one over each other but I think it is still nice to follow.

It starts quite randomly, but we were referring to the icon I used for this post as well, if you are wondering …
Ready, set …. GO!

Jin : But look, aren´t I pretty with A PONYTAIL AND FINALY SHOWING SOME expression?
Jin : This sucks. I was waiting to be praised, what kind of friends are you ?
Jin : *pouts*
Ryo : huh?
Ueda : I'm sorry..I was fighting with the internet
Ryo : Sorry I'm not Kamenashi.
Ueda : Good picture though
Jin : See, that´s how it´s done!
Ryo : Oi, Hime I´ve already told you not try and play with MY computer! You'll break it again!
Jin : No worries, I gave him instructions ... he now knows exactly where to go to find you "secret files"
Jin : *grins evilly*
Ryo : Oh....HEY! Don’t touch MY comp with your fingers, you baka!
Ueda : *puppy eyes* I promise not to break it. Besides the way Jin explains is so much easier to understand.
Jin : Right ...see I am a genius. Ryo- chan face it!
Ryo : HUH? Jin being easy to understand? Trust me Tatsuya I've known him enough to tell you I don't even understand him sometimes.
Ryo : A baka genius yeah!
Jin : That´s just you who keeps standing on your own wires.
Jin : Seriously, STOP CALLING ME BAKA!!!
Jin : MIDGET!!!
Ueda : Maa maa~ you shouldn't fight.
Ryo : Hey you don't get to call me like that! Fatty!
Jin : Well, whose fault is that? Who keeps sending me pictures of some food all the time?
Jin : Tat-chan, seriously how do you cope with this guy and his ego?
Ryo : Hey it's not my fault! That's actually the Hime taking pictures with My phone!
Ueda : *shrugs* What can I say? The sex's great.
Ryo : Besides, you gained the habit to eat lots of pizza since you got back from the US
Jin : Sex with him? You must have some strange taste ...
Ryo : *shoves a hand in front of Ueda's mouth* Shh Hime it's disgusting!
Jin : And I haven´t had a pizza in like two days!!!
Ryo : Oi! I'm a sex god!
Jin : That´s like forever!!!
Ueda : mmmppfffhhh *can't talk*
Jin : Excuse me, but I am a sex god in this company!!!!
Ueda : ...........................................*can't breathe*
Ryo : AHHHHHHHHH!! Don't mix food and sex in the same talk please!
Ueda : *struggles*
Jin : Tat-chan?
Ryo : *releases Ueda* ahhhhhhhuu sorry sorry hime.
Ueda : ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ryo : NOOO! I'm sorry princess I didn't want you to spill our sex secrets to this baka.
Jin : Hey, no groping while talking to ME!
Ryo : Besides, I wanna stay the top lover in the jimusho, since HE *poiting at Jin* isn't!
Jin : Keep dreaming, lover boy …
Ryo : Hey I'm sorry but I'm the one the fangirls dream of! See! *shoving the recent Popeye edition with Ryo's 2 pages* I'm the best!
Jin : Although Tat-chan could teach you few tricks, I am sure ...
Jin : Please, I don´t even need such a photo-shoot and they still get weak in their knees just thinking of me.
Ueda : *snatches magazine back* RYO! That's my special copy! You'll bend the pages!!
Jin : Don´t worry Tat-chan, you can buy a new one, I am sure it didn´t sell out
Ryo : Pffffff, Jin you're so full of yourself these days!
Jin : Jealous of my healthy self confidence?
Ueda : *ignores the bickering as he tries to straighten out the wrinkled corners*
Ryo : Oh! *eyes bulging, realizing his mistake* I meant this one! *retrieves the recent Popeye issue with his self in it* with ME!
Ryo : And of course the issue with the princess has been sold out! Can't you see he's beautiful everyone wants his pictures too!
Jin : This is no fun, Tat-chan where are you? You are the one I wanted to talk to, now I am stuck with this delusional person.
Jin : Can´t you beat some sense into him?
Jin : *snorts*
Ueda : I think you're both arrogant and I can see why you are friends. You're so much alike.
Jin : Impossible!
Ryo : HUH? What's that supposed to mean *dangerously approaching the Hime and hungrily kisses him* Are we alike? Has Jin ever kissed you like this?
Jin : *gasps at being ignored*
Jin : What do you know Ryo-chan? :P
Ueda : *dazed* Well......I do........spend an inordinate amount of time with both of you.......
Ryo : *turns back at Jin and glares furiously* WHAT?!!
Jin : Oh Ryo-chan you are so easy!
Jin : But Tat-chan we had some fun times in the past, didn´t we:)
Ryo : *grabs one of Ueda's arms and shoves him behind him as to "guard" him and glares at Jin again* YOU don't approach MY Tatsuya anymore
Jin : I don´t share, I am better off now ...
Ueda : Yeah.....fun times.....*still dazed*
Jin : So don´t worry …
Jin : *smirks*
Jin : Tat-chan, you are hopeless.
Ryo : Pf like you even could have him now anyway! He's mine and he won't ever be with you! Go f*ck Kamenashi!
Jin : Ahhh ... that´s boring, believe me Pi is much more fun ... Kame´s just too stuck up
Ryo : Oi Tatsuya! Say something!
Jin : Well no reason to deny it, right!
Ueda : *sighs* Nope I'm staying out of this one.
Ueda : And Jin, Kame isn't that stuck up if you know which buttons to push.
Ryo : You had sex with this baka?
Jin : Well apparently not only with me…
Ryo : And with Kamenashi too??!!! *now glares at both*
Jin : Tell me, Tat-chan I am interested.
Jin : *eyes sparkling*
Ueda : Do you seriously think I had only one bed partner my entire life??
Jin : And Ryo-chan, don´t play innocent ... I hear you taught Pi a lot... actually I appreciate that!
Ryo : *Ryo eyes Ueda from head to toe, a jealous look on his face that ends up as disgusting one* Are YOU Serious? When was that? Have you had sex with both of them while I'm not home? Have you cheated on me?!
Ueda : No of course not.
Ryo : You Jin, stay out of this!
Ueda : Wait.
Ryo : And what do you mean I taught Pi?! I never.................!
Ueda : Jin what do you mean about Yamashita-kun??
Ueda : and Ryo!?
Jin : *wonders if he should run*
Jin : ... why are you so worked up?
Ryo : I'M NOT!
Jin : Take it easy! Love and Peace!
Ryo : Look! You're saying rubbish things now even Tatsuya thinks I cheat on him!
Ryo : I never had sex with PI! That's like....incest!
Jin : You do not, but the same way you are not his first he is not yours ... geeeez!
Ueda : And for your information Ryo, I haven't slept with anyone since we started dating!
Ueda : I slept with a lot of people before you confessed to me.
Jin : Too much drama !
Jin : Where´s my Pi? *looks around desperately*
Ueda : YOU!!! *turns to Jin* What is this about Yamashita and Ryo?
Jin : *trembles* You should discuss that with Ryo, besides it´s an old story ... as I said I DON´T SHARE!!!
Ryo : HUH? What's that Hime? You slept with LOTS of people? What are you?! A nymphomaniac!
Jin : *grins* I call it a healthy young man.
Ryo : YOUR Pi is probably fucking your Kamenashi behind your back!
Jin : Cool!!! Can I watch?
Ueda : Exactly, thank you Jin.
Jin : You are welcome:)
Ueda : Ewww~ You want to watch Kame and Yamashita have sex??
Jin : Don´t you?
Jin : If you say no, you are a hypocrite.
Ryo : ..................okay I'm seriously being ignored and it seems I don't have a say in this "we had sex with everyone" talk so I'm outta here *runs off to the corridor*
Jin : Pi´s muscles touched by those cat nails of Kamenashi …
Jin : *licks his lips*
Jin : Traitor!!!
Jin : Oh, Tat-chan now we are all alone and no one bugs us …
Jin : Do you have those white flip-flops you used during the concert photos shooting?
Jin : I WANT THEEEEEEEEEEM!!!
Ueda : But you can't have them. They're some of my favorites.
Jin : Geeeeeez ... you have so many flip-flops and they looked so comfy!!!
Ueda : *shouts out the door* Ryo!! Do you seriously want to leave me and Jin by OURSELVES!?!?
Jin : I am not complaining!
Ueda : I mean you never know what we can get up too? *grins at Jin wickedly and winks*
Jin : Come close to me! Sakurai knows what he is talking (singing) about *winks back at Tat-chan*
Ryo : *Ryo hurriedly comes back 3 minutes later with 3 cans of beer in his arms, he's in front of the door and decides to peek a little when he hears some moans inside, and he opens the door very loudly to signify his presence*
Ryo : HUM HUM! Am I bothering you *falls on the floor making the cans explode right into his face*
Jin : *Jin nonchalantly lets go of Ueda´s shoulders he was massaging and only then bursts out into a laughter*
Jin : Your are right, Tat-chan!
Jin : *clutches his stomach*
Ueda : *Falls over giggling* I should feel bad but it's too funny.
Jin : *can´t even speak, rolls on the floor*
Ueda : maaa~ maaa~ hahahahah....sorry Ryo-tan...hahahahaha
Ryo : Oi! Don't laugh!
Jin : *laughs only harder*
Ryo : Hey you know, you shouldn't laugh at your boyfriend like that! And you *pointing at Jin* shouldn't laugh at your best friend. Who knows what will happen in the future?! *grins evilly but all attempts at being scary fails with Ryo's face being all wet from the beer foam"
Ueda : *struggles to stop laughing* Awww~ you know I still love you *walks over to kiss Ryo but only ends up licking a little of the liquid off his face*
Jin : Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww ... stop being all lovey-dovey!
Jin : Unless *eyes sparkling* I can join! The beer is going to waste! *jumps to his feet*
Ryo : *Ryo starts to feel all giddy and even hot when Tatsuya licks his face everywhere but the thought of Jin doing the same is making him nervous* Oh you don't come near me!
Ryo : No no. That's like Pi, you're my brother, that'd be incest.
Jin : You can be so freaking uptight Ryo-chan *pouts and looks down in disappointment*
Ryo : But the hime on the other hand.....*embraces Ueda and hugs tighter while turning his face to Jin* Liking what you see? You can just call Pi for that matter
Ryo : Like I said I don't share the Hime
Ueda : Geez, it's not anything new to him.
Ryo : I don't care! You're mine only now, damn it!
Jin : *a little mad* You are no fun, I am leaving!
Jin : Pi! Pi! I need some loving!
Ryo : Don't forget to lock the door behind you!
Ryo : If any junior walks in on us, you're gonna pay for it Jin!
Ueda : Maa~ Jin. Don't go away angry. We still haven't finished that song we were suppose to work on.
Jin : *happy about Ryo giving him idea, thinking of sending the closest junior to spy on them*
Jin : We can´t finish with this douche bag here!
Ryo : Douche bag? DOUCHE BAG? Me?! Come again and say it!
Jin : Douche bag! *runs away as fast as he can*
Ryo : *going to stand up but his boyfriend being on top of him persuades him not to do so*
Ueda : *groans and places his hand against his forehead* I'm never going to get that song finished.
Ryo : Maa, I'll get back at him later
Ueda : No you won't. You'll forget in two hours.
Jin : *in the hallway Jin´s trying to catch his breath, realizing he left all his stuff in the room and that he will have to go back eventually* Damn it!
Ryo : I won't forg...geeeet *is being teased by his boyfriend* oh yeah, I WILL forget
Jin : *Jin comes back, opens the door, covers his head with the newspaper and tries to sneak in, tiptoeing, pretending like he is not there, whispering* If I don´t see them, they don´t see me ...
Ueda : Jin~
Jin : *ignores*
Ryo : *was moaning until he heard his friend coming in* damn it Jin!
Jin : If I don´t see you, you don´t see me ... *reaches for his bag*
Ryo : *grabs a lifeless can and throws it at Jin's butt when he is trying to get away*
Ueda : Ryo! Behave. *Slides off Ryo's lap and walks over to Jin* When are we going to finish that song??
Jin : Ouch!
Ryo : Hey Hime! Don't leave me panting!
Jin : *sulks, points at Ryo* When he´s not around, I don´t want to DISTURB ...
Ryo : Come back and finish what you were doing!
Jin : *sulks some more* I am not needed here anymore.
Ryo : You're disturbing us already by your mere presence!
Ryo : You got that right!
Jin : *Jin covers his head with his newspaper again*
Ueda : *ignores Ryo* Well we can make a date for sometime later.
Jin : If I don´t see you, you don´t see me!
Ueda : If you want, it can be after Ryo leaves for Osaka for a while.
Jin : *smiles a little* Of course I want to, just you and me, Tat-chan!
Ueda : You should bring Yamashita-kun too. I haven't had the opportunity to speak with him lately.
Ryo : OI! Not that again!
Ryo : Oh so now you wanna have a threesome with both baka!
Ryo : And Jin! Stop with that sentence! We SEE you!
Jin : Naaaah it´s better if it is only Tat-chan, I can savor him. *snorts angrily at Ryo*
Jin : *throws away newspaper and glomps Tat-chan to spite Ryo*
Jin : It´s a deal!
Ueda : *startled* Oi.
Ryo : *throws his own self at Jin and makes the other fall on his butt* You don't get to "savor" MY boyfriend!
Jin : *doesn´t struggle, takes Ryo down with him and pulls him closer* I can savor you instead, are you volunteering?
Ueda : Whoa whoa whoa. No you are not. Neither of you. *grabs Ryo and pulls him off Jin* Both of you, behave!
Ryo : Ewww don't touch me, you creep!
Jin : * supports himself on his elbows, tilts his head* And I thought I could finally have some fun!
Ryo : I can't share anything sexual with you, Jin!
Ryo : It's too disturbing!
Ryo : *fishes out his phone and starts dialing* Oi Pi?! There's your baka friend in KAT-TUN's dressing room, he's horny. Come and fetch him! I need my moment with my hime!
Ueda : I think I'm getting a headache. *sighs*
Jin : *shrugs* No fun, no fun whatsoever!
Jin : And who is horny now?
Ryo : I AM! I always am! But I just want you to go out and I want to be alone with my princess!
Jin : I was going to !!! You stopped me!!!
Ryo : You have all your time with him since you're in the same band, Jin, I don't, so now get the hell out of here and wait for Pi in front of the door! Hime hasn't finished with me!
Ueda : Oh yes I have. *starts moving out the door*
Jin : Gosh, so insufferable! Both of you!!!
Jin : *grabs his back, stands up and beats Tat-chan to the door*
Jin : I am going now, ok! Leaving! Here! Happy?
Ryo : *stands up real quick and grab's Ueda's ass when wanting to catch him* Oi you stay...hereee!
Jin : *turns around for the last time, snorts*
Jin : *seeing Tat-chan´s not protesting, Jin smiles, deciding to give them some quality alone time. Without saying much he shuts the door and makes some random poor junior guard until they are done*
Ryo : So hime, where have we left off?* smirks* See, when Jin's in here, it all becomes complicated. And since I don't want us to be complicated....*goes back into making out making the other moan again and again*

I have a question, was the format ok like this. We have done a huge RP after this one and it is fun and has loads of actual happenings and some decent plot, but I wonder about the way to post it. So was this readable, my friends?

On another note and to make this post more fun,

naoryuu draw me another pic. It is Ueda now and a not so “chibi” version this time … do you still remember that photo shoot? I think it goes well with the slutty- ness of the aforementioned role-play. And the drawing, as expected is great …

It was actually

chivakaza ´s idea for Nao to draw this, so I thank her too, especially because she got a little grumpy about me “monopolizing” her friend.

Last but not least I have another translation to do, so for those who are reading the miniseries, next part of Pink might come a little later than usual. (read as: not tomorrow). It might also have something to do with me not realy being able to decide between two possible scenarios. I just thought you´d want to know.

So long my f-list and enjoy …