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So the meme that no one really wanted to play with me. I am going to at least answer the question that are given in one of the versions of this craziness.
here is my list:
1. Ryo
2. Shige
3. Subaru
4. Yamapi
5. Nakamaru
6. Ueda
7. Jin
8. Kame
9. Nino
10. Yoko
11. Jun
12. Ohkura
It is quite conventional (boring) list, and some of the combinations the meme came up with are totally normal but I had fun for most part.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ueda/Jun; NO! And I do not want to. The idea scares me. Actually Jun in romantic fic is still a scary concepts for me.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yamapi; I think his appeal is in that he is not so fragile as most of the JE boys. How hot. He is one of the few Johnny´s I would do in rl.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kame would get hormonal and really pretty, and Ohkura would eat all the food Kame would ask for when having cravings instead of serving it to him. He would not be the one buying it though.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Nino. No sorry. I actually read very little Arashi. Unless you want me to search for the first ever fic I read which was Matsumia angst and really awful. And kept me away from fic for another about a year.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Shige/Ueda. Hmmm. I´ve seen them written, but frankly I think Shige would get annoyed with Ueda and the other way around if in the same space together for a little longer.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Nakamaru/Nino or Nakamaru/Yoko. Nakamaru/Yoko, oh I actually think both of them would totally fluster Nakamaru, but I like flustered Nakamaru. And I think Yoko would end up spoiling Nakamaru at times in the end. Oh I like the idea. Also Nakamaru picking up some Kansai comedy, yes please!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
So Jin walking on Shige and Ohkura having sex. Oh, hell yeah! I mean, he takes a video with his cell-phone camera, and when the memory is full he joins in. There is no way Ohkura would stop just because Jin has appeared, and Shige would just go with it because Ohkura and Jin are cool.
Oh poor Shige, he is Pree´s responsibility, we had kind-of written a similar fake Wagahai journal entry like this. Only instead of Ohkura, there was Ryo.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Subaru/Yoko. Oh wau Kanjani8 fic. The power struggle has been going on for years. Who will be the first one to break?
This is how it would look in the Summary column of a fic header. Use your imagination.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ryo/Kame; I am sure there is, and I think it is a doable one.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Jin/Ohkura;The chubby duo: The tale of acceptance.
Ehm, btw isn´t there a lot of 12 and 2 in this meme?
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Yamapi deflowering Ryo. Excuse me while I convulse in laughter. Yamapi and Ryo make a deal, ones Ryo finally grows up (and Yamapi stops feeling like a pedofile when kissing him) they will have sex together for the first time. Only Ryo takes too long and Yamapi does not wait. When the time comes though he reasons it is a good thing because he will not hurt Ryo. He stills lies about it being his first time though.
Actually, let´s do this boys way. They spin the bottle, start kissing and never stop. The end.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Jin; Who doesn´t? I mean even my sister slashed him (even if only in conversation with me)
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Subaru; Actually my question is, is there a Subaru het? I cannot imagine it. Unless someone writes the monster of K8 sharing a girl as he suggested it on the latest Zoom In an really let´s not go there.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Jun; Draw no, write lol yes.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Shige/Yamapi/Nakamaru. That sounds entirely plausible.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Yoko;Kyoko-chan! Ok, sorry about that, but truth to be said I am uncreative. He would potentially swear in Kansai ben. Why did I just think of “Okini!”
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Kame; Some of his solos. If I write a Kame song fic, I would probably do it for my sister and in “that baseball Au verse” so it would be some of the older solos that my sister likes.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ryo/Ueda/Ohkura; *__* I have written them in a fic together! Knowing myself, probably for sappiness. And if I wrote it fuming, for too much hot. Because really!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Shige to use on Yoko; Hahaha
"You looked hot in your Room Zero hat. Would you wear it having sex?"
Or
"Yokoyama-kun is really great sempai. Please treat me well."
Seriously, I knew this meme would kill me.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Nakamaru; TOO FREAKING LONG AGO! I want a Nakamaru fic!
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ueda; Whip. Wait, that is not a secret anymore, is it? I believe short skirts and no leggings were mentioned before. I think Ueda would be up for a lot really.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Jun/Nino; Anytime, anywhere. This is arashi, they love each other! Actually I do not really ship arashi that way. Not usually. But canon preaches that they are probably having sex as we speak (with the rest of the members at least watching)
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Subaru/Jin; Subaru. Finally an easy one!
24. "One (Ryo) and Nine (Nino) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Nino) suddenly runs off with Four (Yamapi). One (Ryo), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Jun) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Ohkura), then follows the wise advice of Five (Nakamaru) and finds true love with Three (Subaru)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
HAHAHAHA Nino would not go for Yamapi, other than that, the title would be “What goes around, comes around”
And I have no clue who would write or read such a craziness. You tell me.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Jin/Kame; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are canon, and I feel like it would be nice if they would be less canon and more fun.
And bonus questions from Beth who actually wanted to play.
26. 7 and 9 get into a huge fight. Why are they angry at each other?
Jin and Nino; They are fighting over MatsuJun ;D. Or over Ryo. No really, Nino is evil and manipulative and Jin is not having any of it.
27. 3 and 11 land in bed with each other. Who tops?
Subaru, Jun; Ouch. The world ends. They will compromise and go enough two rounds so both of them get a chance. Next day, K8 has no lead singer and cannot function, Arashi has no one to take care of things and Ohno is asked to be a leader (and arashi cannot function)I mean seriously!
If you got to the end, you are my hero. Beth also asked me to blog about Favourite type of underwear, so you can look forward to that one of these days.
I have finished Trains and Trails part 3 in the break today, and so my beta will indeed have two parts to go through next Monday. I kind of want to talk about part 3 with someone but idk what I would ask to begin with anyway.
Back to thesis rewriting.
First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.
here is my list:
1. Ryo
2. Shige
3. Subaru
4. Yamapi
5. Nakamaru
6. Ueda
7. Jin
8. Kame
9. Nino
10. Yoko
11. Jun
12. Ohkura
It is quite conventional (boring) list, and some of the combinations the meme came up with are totally normal but I had fun for most part.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ueda/Jun; NO! And I do not want to. The idea scares me. Actually Jun in romantic fic is still a scary concepts for me.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yamapi; I think his appeal is in that he is not so fragile as most of the JE boys. How hot. He is one of the few Johnny´s I would do in rl.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kame would get hormonal and really pretty, and Ohkura would eat all the food Kame would ask for when having cravings instead of serving it to him. He would not be the one buying it though.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Nino. No sorry. I actually read very little Arashi. Unless you want me to search for the first ever fic I read which was Matsumia angst and really awful. And kept me away from fic for another about a year.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Shige/Ueda. Hmmm. I´ve seen them written, but frankly I think Shige would get annoyed with Ueda and the other way around if in the same space together for a little longer.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Nakamaru/Nino or Nakamaru/Yoko. Nakamaru/Yoko, oh I actually think both of them would totally fluster Nakamaru, but I like flustered Nakamaru. And I think Yoko would end up spoiling Nakamaru at times in the end. Oh I like the idea. Also Nakamaru picking up some Kansai comedy, yes please!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
So Jin walking on Shige and Ohkura having sex. Oh, hell yeah! I mean, he takes a video with his cell-phone camera, and when the memory is full he joins in. There is no way Ohkura would stop just because Jin has appeared, and Shige would just go with it because Ohkura and Jin are cool.
Oh poor Shige, he is Pree´s responsibility, we had kind-of written a similar fake Wagahai journal entry like this. Only instead of Ohkura, there was Ryo.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Subaru/Yoko. Oh wau Kanjani8 fic. The power struggle has been going on for years. Who will be the first one to break?
This is how it would look in the Summary column of a fic header. Use your imagination.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ryo/Kame; I am sure there is, and I think it is a doable one.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Jin/Ohkura;The chubby duo: The tale of acceptance.
Ehm, btw isn´t there a lot of 12 and 2 in this meme?
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Yamapi deflowering Ryo. Excuse me while I convulse in laughter. Yamapi and Ryo make a deal, ones Ryo finally grows up (and Yamapi stops feeling like a pedofile when kissing him) they will have sex together for the first time. Only Ryo takes too long and Yamapi does not wait. When the time comes though he reasons it is a good thing because he will not hurt Ryo. He stills lies about it being his first time though.
Actually, let´s do this boys way. They spin the bottle, start kissing and never stop. The end.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Jin; Who doesn´t? I mean even my sister slashed him (even if only in conversation with me)
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Subaru; Actually my question is, is there a Subaru het? I cannot imagine it. Unless someone writes the monster of K8 sharing a girl as he suggested it on the latest Zoom In an really let´s not go there.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Jun; Draw no, write lol yes.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Shige/Yamapi/Nakamaru. That sounds entirely plausible.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Yoko;
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Kame; Some of his solos. If I write a Kame song fic, I would probably do it for my sister and in “that baseball Au verse” so it would be some of the older solos that my sister likes.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ryo/Ueda/Ohkura; *__* I have written them in a fic together! Knowing myself, probably for sappiness. And if I wrote it fuming, for too much hot. Because really!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Shige to use on Yoko; Hahaha
"You looked hot in your Room Zero hat. Would you wear it having sex?"
Or
"Yokoyama-kun is really great sempai. Please treat me well."
Seriously, I knew this meme would kill me.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Nakamaru; TOO FREAKING LONG AGO! I want a Nakamaru fic!
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ueda; Whip. Wait, that is not a secret anymore, is it? I believe short skirts and no leggings were mentioned before. I think Ueda would be up for a lot really.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Jun/Nino; Anytime, anywhere. This is arashi, they love each other! Actually I do not really ship arashi that way. Not usually. But canon preaches that they are probably having sex as we speak (with the rest of the members at least watching)
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Subaru/Jin; Subaru. Finally an easy one!
24. "One (Ryo) and Nine (Nino) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Nino) suddenly runs off with Four (Yamapi). One (Ryo), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Jun) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Ohkura), then follows the wise advice of Five (Nakamaru) and finds true love with Three (Subaru)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
HAHAHAHA Nino would not go for Yamapi, other than that, the title would be “What goes around, comes around”
And I have no clue who would write or read such a craziness. You tell me.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Jin/Kame; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are canon, and I feel like it would be nice if they would be less canon and more fun.
And bonus questions from Beth who actually wanted to play.
26. 7 and 9 get into a huge fight. Why are they angry at each other?
Jin and Nino; They are fighting over MatsuJun ;D. Or over Ryo. No really, Nino is evil and manipulative and Jin is not having any of it.
27. 3 and 11 land in bed with each other. Who tops?
Subaru, Jun; Ouch. The world ends. They will compromise and go enough two rounds so both of them get a chance. Next day, K8 has no lead singer and cannot function, Arashi has no one to take care of things and Ohno is asked to be a leader (and arashi cannot function)I mean seriously!
If you got to the end, you are my hero. Beth also asked me to blog about Favourite type of underwear, so you can look forward to that one of these days.
I have finished Trains and Trails part 3 in the break today, and so my beta will indeed have two parts to go through next Monday. I kind of want to talk about part 3 with someone but idk what I would ask to begin with anyway.
Back to thesis rewriting.
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Date: 2010-06-16 08:37 pm (UTC)RYO/UEDA/OHKURA 8D APPROVE OF RANDOM MEME-GENERATED THREESOME \o/ I like your RyoDaKura fic.
Also LOL at K+A being canon - they already are! XD;;
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Date: 2010-06-16 08:56 pm (UTC)Lol you really are terrible at reposting! ♥
The threesome, I know, RIGHT! I laughed so hard. It was perfect! Mine? ♥ btw Which one, probably the one with drunk Ryo being randomly dropped at Ueda´s right? there are actually two of them. And haha I think both of them turned out ok. Ohkura is a fan factor in getting Ryo/Ueda together.
That meme had some powers. I mean what is the chance? Btw I STILL don´t have Akame icon. Some canon they are ;D
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Date: 2010-06-16 09:12 pm (UTC)I think I only read one that was part of a meme where you requested pairings, and yeah it was the one with drunk Tacchon XD;
CLEARLY YOU NEED AN AKAME ICON. I have two. Well, technically. *snorts*
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Date: 2010-06-16 09:42 pm (UTC)Ah that fic was so much fun to write! Actually all of those for that meme. I want that ease from back then back!
CLEARLY! I´ve been wanting to exchange few icons but I never have the heart to. But I do love this version of Akame, totally counts!
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Date: 2010-06-16 08:40 pm (UTC)My reputation... ;_; LOL, you make me sound like such a huge pervert. XD
#25 totally cracked me up, just because of the combination and the question. What are the chances, seriously. XD
SubaruxJun?? I'm never again randomly choosing numbers I find pretty. *rofl*
Jin and Nino fighting over Ryo-chan might be interesting, though. :3
KameKura mpreg would be hilarious! I'd definitely read it, even though I feel like it might fry my brain. ;D
Nakamaru and Kansai-comedy: win! ♥
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Date: 2010-06-16 08:59 pm (UTC)Re 25: IKR!!!!
I think the combination is so scary, really! It also kind of feels like fate for reasons to remain secret ;D
Ohkura future father is the most hilarious idea ever!
Nakamaru! ♥ I want Nakamaru fic after this meme ;__;
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Date: 2010-06-17 12:13 am (UTC)2. Which means you need to tell me the other few.
10. *dies*
16. I cannot believe you. This was so funny; then I got to the okini part!
Double train porning!
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Date: 2010-06-17 07:36 am (UTC)2. Actually I think you´d be comfortably able to guess. I have told you enough of my taste in men. ;D Do you want to try? If not I´ll tell you.
10. <3
16. No one noticed anyway ;D Was it? . . .
Actually there is not that much of porning, I went back to the part one and was like, how did I manage that? I want part 3 out!
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Date: 2010-06-17 03:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-17 07:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-17 03:38 pm (UTC)Kame; Some of his solos. If I write a Kame song fic, I would probably do it for my sister and in “that baseball Au verse” so it would be some of the older solos that my sister likes.
I highly ENCOURAGE YOU in this
I want another episode ....I miss the verse, I love it after all
and you exactly know which solo I want ...yes the OLD ONE !!!!!
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Date: 2010-06-17 11:30 pm (UTC)lol I´m toooooo easy for you
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Date: 2010-06-18 07:19 am (UTC)*glomps*
ahaa
http://goro-chan.livejournal.com/43958.html
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Date: 2010-06-19 06:18 pm (UTC)Ueda/Jun; NO! And I do not want to. The idea scares me. Actually Jun in romantic fic is still a scary concepts for me.
Ahahaha XD I actually wrote this Jin/Shige AU in which Shige dated Kame who dated Ueda, but they broke up, because Ueda did it with Jun XD;;
Yes, that was a really complicated AU.
Sorry I wasn't around, or else I would've given you a few questions DX
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Date: 2010-06-20 07:43 pm (UTC)and well . . . maybe next time <3333