My geusts feature, one sentence meme and some other things htat were on my heart ...

[higure]

In a posting frenzy, I have few things to say and a writing meme that might kill me to try.




I have opted OUT of the My Guests feature LJ offers now. How many of you did the same? Or are you eager to know, who visits your journal, and when? I want to know too, sometimes, … but …

I decided to give you guys privacy. All of my posts are public, anyone can come and go, this is the internet, this is how it works. It exposes you and offers the anonymity and freedom and the same time. I don´t want you to feel like you are being tracked.

I have a friend, who is a control freak, he checks IP addresses of people visiting his pages, he needs to know who, when and how … and then reads too much into some of those visits. I let the choice up to you, if you come here and want me to know, you´ll leave me a comment, right?

That also means you won´t see me coming to your journals. Well I am a vivid commenter (points to her number of comments posted), so usually if I´ve been there, you know about it … let´s keep it that way. If I didn´t comment I most likely didn´t have time or opportunity to read …



On another note I have only 5 days of working left (for this summer anyway). I work for Czech ombudsman, although I am not sure if people from other than European countries really know who it is. For past I don´t know how many days I have been reading mostly awful stories of desperate or mentally ill people who see their last or only chance in writing to our office. But me reading it means, what they request is out of our competence and I have to turn them down, while giving them at least a general legal explanation of their situation. I am not allowed to give them competent legal advice. And so I send them to a lawyer or, if they are way too poor, to a public service office. I have read about so many people having too many debts and about court officers taking their money, furniture, fridges even, selling their house … I have had enough. These people, most of the time, are just too careless, they borrow money even if they have no stable income and clearly not enough money to pay back …. Still I have to fight hard to forget at the end of the day.

And so when I end school I will work for big elitist legal office that takes only cases of big businessmen who argue who stole more from the other in Armani suits and with two Mercedes in a garage, and they preferably do it in front of arbitrators in some big hotel just off the shores of Lac Leman ….

My body is also kind of happy to go home (not my mind though), the residence where I stay is renovated during the summer and workers wake me up between 6:00 to 6:30 am every day except Sunday (no wait, they were here last Sunday as well). I suffer serious sleep deprivation.


Another less serious thing I have been role-playing with my AAA club lately … and since they have their roles firmly set before I invaded them, I became Jin. So I do nonsensical stuff as him all the time and I am label as a baka. Just great, how did that happen? But what can I say, what did you expect from someone who looks like this?
pic credit to maishampoo


I have also signed up for my first ever fic exchange over at jerainbowbridge . I am really curious how it will go down, but I am happy with my assignment. I have an epic fic planned! I hope I will deliver, really. I have been researching on members of NEWS and KAT-TUN like crazy, reading interviews but I still have no idea what should I do with Shige´s, Koki´s and most of all Junno´s characterization. But I will stay silent now, although I doubt the person I got has any idea of me even existing, I don´t want to give anything away. I don´t know who is watching after all …



To end this useless rant, this meme has been going around many writers lately and even though it is scary and I have no idea how I will write half of it, I so wanna try, so play with me, have a go!

Give me a person or ship (pairing) and I will write one sentence of ten genres for them. The genres are:
1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic Plot
4. Crossover Future
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension)

No duplicates, please. Also KAT-TUN and NEWS only, sorry for being so narrow ... And I have no idea from which journal out of those where I saw this I actually copied it. And yes obviously I must be really bored (actually not at all I am swamped with work and all kinds of assignment) to do this.

Comments

[gaillen.livejournal.com]

I request Ueda. Just to make it official since we already talked about this.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up by the way.

The compromises I do ...

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

1. Maru´s body looked so fragile, so pale, so different than that one blissful time he had spent the night over in Ueda´s apartment, in Ueda´s bed, and for the first time Ueda felt like he can´t look at him anymore.

2. What he really wanted was to open a boxing gym, where people could come 24/7 to find their inner selves while boxing, but to succeed, he needed to win this one last match, one last step to achieve his dream; all eyes were on him as he stepped into the ring.

3. “Captain U reporting, I repeat Captain U reporting; Akame has arrived and are acting all innocent…” Ueda whispered into his yellow walkie-talkie and Kame just rolled his eyes, searching for agent Midget instinctively.

4. The young new star of Johnny´s Entertainment was bowing his head and asking him to write a song for his group´s next album and so Ueda looked at his planner and agreed; he could choose who would sing his next big hit and writing a song for this boy sounded as a good way to thank Johnny for finally letting him do his thing 10 years ago.

5. It was only a short fleeting moment, lips almost not touching, but as Ryo fled and Ueda´s heart followed him, he knew, that this was his last first time.

6. Ueda stood on his tiptoes and pressed a small kiss on top of Maru´s cute nose: “Please, take care of me from now on” he whispered.

7. Ueda wondered if Pi, who really needed a haircut again, would let him cut his hair, if he attended this year´s Halloween party as a hairdresser, carrying a pair of sharp scissors around; he played the pro after all.

8. One single tear was making its way down his cheek and across his chin as all the others were wiped away by Yuichi´s thumbs that were drawing soothing circles against Ueda´s skin.

9. No dirty closet, no locked bathroom, this time it was only a big comfortable bed underneath him and Ryo´s body sinking into him slowly, while their breaths mingled and hitched, as Ueda thought him where exactly to press.

10. Ueda woke up, sweaty and breathy, and cursed the director of Rescue for casting Maru since it was turning his life into a hell and his dreams into a torture, mostly because every time he woke up before he could touch that new body his friend had.

[creamy-amande.livejournal.com]

Lol you talk about Lac Leman but that's exactly where you want to live when you're old! You will be the one asking for a lawyer then about the land you buy!

Hello baka!

ANd I request, (finally I request from you) RyoDa (see that one coming?) and UST...(yeah my hormones are acting up too)

RyoDa at your service ...

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

1. What left along with the last Ueda´s box was Ryo´s spark and a reason to fight, his eyes would never shine as they used to.

2. Ueda has never regretted taking over his father´s business, but still his heart was aching a little when Ryo, with whom he used to plan on starting a rock band, actually sent him a ticket to his next big gig, asking if he still remember their shared dreams and loves from the past.

3. The new unit consisting of the sexy Osakan and the sadistic fairy was created to promote the healing power of silence and communication through looks and body language in this modern world; and so no one was surprised that most of their promotions were made of staring contest and occasional fist fights.

4. Lately the only thing they argued about was who was more stupid; whether Ueda, who was still trying to roll his hips during the concerts, even after a hip replacement surgery or Ryo, who kept on drinking a glass of milk every morning, hoping he would grow, when in fact he was shrinking as every other male in his fifties.

5. Who would have ever thought that when Ueda Tatsuya and Nishikido Ryo finally agreed on something, it would be on making Jin shave that ridiculous excuse of a mustache.

6. They were sitting on a beach, surrounded by their band-mates, waiting for the sunset in silence, keeping a reasonable distance, but the moment sun has touched the water on the horizon, Ryo´s hand finally found Ueda´s dug deep in the sand separating them.

7. When Ryo read that Ueda wanted to be as sparkly as NEWS, he bought some flashy lip-gloss and promised to teach him, with visual demonstration, if he finally goes on a date with him.

8. When Ueda´s Labrador finally surrounded to the old age, Ryo had a hard time watching him cry and say his goodbye, but few days later, he took him to a dog pound and just held his hand tight as Ueda chose a small ball of fur and limbs and hid his face behind his long fluffy ears, promising him the best dog life ever.

9. When Ueda sank into him, Ryo´s eyes widened as he whimpered, but then Ryo was pulling him into a bruising kiss, his hips bucking forward and Ueda just followed his tempo finally showing him how good it felt to be full of someone who you love.

10. Ryo downed his third shot of vodka that night, but a picture of Ueda with the whip in his hand didn´t want to disappear nor did the tightness in his jeans, when he remembered the look the man had in that damn photo from his solo concert.

I hear that to buy a land around Lac Leman is almost imposible by now, especialy right on the shores....

Re: RyoDa at your service ...

[creamy-amande.livejournal.com]

For gaillen's request :

obviously some MaruDa...ha ha ha is Maru dead in the angst?
lol he wants to cut Pi's hair!!! I can imagine him being Edward scissor hands
Wahh lots of MaruDa for her!!!! But they're cute!

My request :
1. is Ueda dead or just he left Ryo?
3. that reminded me how I finally read the Big O a few days ago...I want that pairing for realZ!
4. was sooooooo good and lol and crack
5. aww poor Jin and his mustache...
9. BEAUTIFUL short smut. ha ha ha
10. Oh yeah, you want him now but think you can't? You should ask for his autograph on that very picture while you're horny mister Osaka. He'll get the hint I'm sure. And whip you

dayenniez's request
sad one with Uchi...I tend to think this is gonna happen, I mean the "not lettin Uchi back in either group"...
2,3,4 and 7 are so funny I kept lol-ing! Yeah it's always mocking Ryo I love it!
And the fluff was really, well, fluffy
10, is good. This pairing is okay, since I like unusual ones.

So, like I told oyu on msn, I noticed something. I don't know if it's on purpose or if you're going to cotinue this way since you'd have to find ones, but you specifically used appropriate icons for each of the request. But I don't know, I'm just saying.
Oh and you even added titles...

Oh maybe you could buy some land in YOUR fifties...you never know

Re: RyoDa at your service ...

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

I will never have enough money for that land ... even if my accounts gets bigger as i get shorter ...
I use the icons on purpose as long as I don´t foget, but I have no Jin so ...:)

yours:
1. No as I said I don´t kill them, but it is up to your imagination since these are one sentence ...
3. was it funny though? it should have been crack, not 4 which obviously turned crack despite all the efforts ...
5. well AAA is responsible for this one
9. short is the best, I don´t need synonyms:)
10. LOL

dayenniez:
1, I don´t really care for uchi, sorry and I don´t believe he will be let back and it will be unfair if he debuts alone
I am so proud of the 2 and 3 (especially 3 cracks even me up) and fluff I said it once already, that might be turned into a fic once, I think ....

Well glad you had fun, it was my pleasure:)

Re: RyoDa at your service ...

[creamy-amande.livejournal.com]

You don't know that. You're not even 25! Just you wait, make that damn studies go well and become rich by working hard. You just, never know for sure.
Oh so I was right about the icons...

1. Yeah sorry, you don't do chara death, okay I will try and engrave it somewhere so I don't forget. I will go for second choice.
It was funny the number 3 like I said.
5. lol only AAA would know the meaning!!!

It's okay, many new fans, of both NewS and EIto didn't know Uchi when he was on groups , since Uchi was gone before they got into the fandom. I'm not saying you're into NewS or EIto, well a little maybe, but that's often the case; not blaming you, don't have to apologize.
3 turning into a fic? HA ha h well we'll see that, Ueda as Snow-White?

Re: RyoDa at your service ...

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

not three, sorry for confusion, the fluff - 6, ... Ueda as snow white is creepy:)

About Uchi, I saw him in some old clips, K8 shows episodes and all and I saw him in new promo for playzone, last countdown ..., but I just kind of still don´t like him really ...
anyway tha is a different story:)

Re: RyoDa at your service ...

[creamy-amande.livejournal.com]

BETTER!!!! 3 as a fic!!! Want that want that want that *jumping like Jin YOU would do*
Though I'd want Ueda as a whipping-butt snow white too...or the evil queen.

[dayenniez.livejournal.com]

since Ueda and RyoDa has just been request,
so I'm choosing Ryo. hahaha~

Thanks dear~

Ryo at your command

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

1.As he watched another group of tiny juniors debut, Ryo was finally realizing Uchi might never go back to riding trains to and from Osaka with him - as a part of Kanjani8 or alone.

2.He would have never thought working in a call centre would be his calling, but him being short wasn´t a problem here and on top of that, his husky voice was liked by the customers and earned him best employee award every month.

3.It is true that seven dwarfs were all old, quirky and short men, but trying to cast Nishikido Ryo as Grumpy might have been a professional suicide.

4.When Ryo was offered his first role as a grandfather he had to visit a psychologist, he was not ready for the next step just yet.

5.The lights were on, the drums were counting down the time and he knew exactly what would happen next, he had done it so many time, still when his fingers finally touched the strings of his concert guitar, the same shrill ran down his spine as when he had felt them for the first time.

6.On his day off, it was cold, rain was so thick it looked like the day has never come, but lying on the floor, blankets and Tatsuya´s limbs entangled with his own, candles everywhere and two small ring cases tossed aside, not needed anymore, made the morning shine anyway.

7.Ryo stared at his reflection in the mirror terrified; the hairdresser´s mess up with colors wasn´t funny at all, even if Jin is laughing uncontrollably; with this shade of red Ueda might think he wants to resemble him or something!

8.Yassu sat down on the floor next to the couch, where Ryo was curled up, taking his guitar he started to play, his fingers eluding a gentle melody that finally lulled shaking Ryo to sleep.

9.Jin was rushed, impatient, hurting him even, but with the next strong thrust and twist of Jin´s wrist, Ryo decided he likes it that way.

10.Watching Kame get drenched was only the cherry on the top, he had displayed quite a show in that kimono after all, but only when Ryo noticed how the man shivered a little and his eyelids fluttered, he started to appreciate the dark and the noise of the concert in the full swing.

Re: Ryo at your command

[dayenniez.livejournal.com]

Jin & Ryo for the smut?? OMG! I can't imagine that.. hahaha~

you're so fast dear~ and this is great!!
describe everything in just one sentence, I could never do that..

btw, the number 6. is my fave among all, fluffy, really love it!

thanks so much dear~ 8D

Re: Ryo at your command

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

Actually I looooooove the crack in this one, but yeah 6 is nice, and when I wrote it I thought it might make for a nice completely fluffy and sappy oneshot so I will see.

Re: Ryo at your command

[dayenniez.livejournal.com]

Really? I'm sure you can make it..
I'll be waiting, that's a bonus I think..

Thanks again! 8D

[naoryuu.livejournal.com]

I've opted out as well, I don't feel the urge to invade people's privacy, as I am used to lurk invisible wherever it's possible, too.

Well, of course you're tired from listening to that, you have feelings, too.
I am glad for you, you'll survive those 5 days, I am sure.

eeehm, I won't request anyone, sorry. I probably haven't understood this meme xD
now, who's baka? lol.
_{Don't explain. XD}

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

OK I won´t explain:) You will see eventualy:)
And thank you for actually talking to me about the opting, I wanted to know how people take it ... so we continue to lurk and be spied on invisibly:)

It is ONLY 4 days now!!! Hoooray!!!

and I don´t think I have seen this icon of yours yet, I like it!

[naoryuu.livejournal.com]

I think I get it now, but I'll rather watch from behind. xD

Yay~! Only 4~ *grabbyhands&retarddance*

Is that so...? Thanks O.o

[floppy-snoopi.livejournal.com]

uwa impressive lol gambatte on your hard work ne ~ and for this meme too ~

so, since ueda, ryo and ryoda has been requested already, is it possible jinda?

i've loved what you've wrote already :P and since it's in the same post i'll just comment in here XD

for ueda's one, even if there's some maruda (>.<) lol it was somehow great! i loved number 3 ahahah seriously i was laughing like crazy XD and the smut part ahahahahah XD sure it's better on a comfy bed :P <3
number 7 was crazy ahahah poor pi XD XD

for ryo's one, it's sad for uchi >.< me too would like him to come back in kanjani >.< i loved number 7 ahahah red head XD tatchan will be laughing like crazy and then wants to kill him ahahah the fluff was sooooo lovely sweet *o* really liked it
i would have never thought of a smut scene with jin and ryo oh my god i can't imagine ahah >.<

i'm impatient to read the ryoda one hihihi

thank you for doing this particularly hard meme <3

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

Another Da, i feel like I will never write crack involving Ueda after this, but sure I will do Jinda no problem, my pleasure ...
And why can´t people imagine Ryo and Jin, they like each other ... ok never mind, glad you liked those which are allready written ...

[floppy-snoopi.livejournal.com]

i feel like I will never write crack involving Ueda after this

oh why's that? i thought the crack was pretty good though.
Ahh maybe it's difficult to write crack with ueda?

why can't I imagine Jin and Ryo together? then it's just like I can't imagine jin and pi together. I mean we all know that they're the best of friends, hang out with each other and all, and that's why i can't imagine them doing that "kind" of thing with one another =) don't know if you see what i mean. anyway, don't feel obligated to do it if you don't like it ~

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

I get where are you coming from, but for their friendship is a reason why there could be more ...

Anyway yeah Ueda is not really crackish character for me, and when you think about it, I need to come up with three cracks involving him ...

But I have no problem doing Jinda, as i said i will gladly do it, that is why I did the meme, to try, it´s just funny how again it is so Ueda centric ...

JinDA with finally overuse and lame humor ...

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

1. Jin never really came back; all those celebrations, all that joy his return had caused didn´t touch Ueda at all, because Jin had never really come back to him and he made it clear he never would.

2. Jin could always write a song, but being the super star he was, he needed each and every song to be great, to be a hit, fortunately he also knew that no matter how big his writer´s block would be, his personal super weapon of a song writer would help and stimulate him; though Ueda´s effects on Jin were well kept secret.

3. The whole Jimunsho was in havoc, Jin was finally let loose, off of his leash, he even somehow managed to steal his master´s whip and now he was running around the corridors unsupervised.

4. 20 years ago Jin would have never imagined himself as a housewife, but Ueda really meant all those things he said about liking to be taken care of, about having the diner cooked for him and somehow before Jin has realized he was taking cooking classes and buying himself an apron; not that he ever regretted it.

5. When Jin saw Ueda for the first time, he thought he was his sempai, all skillful and great, later when Jin finally kissed him for the first time he was suddenly feeling exactly the same.

6. All the attention and rumors his “relationship” with Kame attracted were really pissing him off, but Jin thought it was all worth it when Ueda brushed his fingers against his, or ran his hand down his spine sending him a fleeting smile as they passed each other in the back stage, hidden by walls and assumptions.

7. Jin was wearing fountain ponytail around the house ever since Nobuta, he was a fan, and it really was comfortable, but Ueda was immune, no matter how sparkly of an elastic Jin offered, no matter how much Jin stressed the conveniency … and so when Ueda appeared with the same hairstyle on the latest CT KT, Jin grinned evilly and made Ueda take loads of couple pictures with matching elastics afterwards; they looked cute and they proved Jin´s victory.

8. As Ueda finally brakes down and slides down the wall, Jin is just there, holding a guard so no one else knows and so Ueda is not alone; when he finally squeezes his shoulder, the older is already breathing properly again.

9. Ueda´s hand is in his hair, pulling and hurting, but Jin doesn´t stop, only takes him deeper, as his hand slowly caresses his thigh until Ueda pushes his gear up a little, finally offering what Jin is longing for, his finger slipping in, his mouth closing around him even more.

10. Ueda didn´t know when it happened but lately he really dreaded Jin´s hip rolls, they were making his own hips buck and his eyes roll - back into his head - as he tried not to moan.

Re: JinDA with finally overuse and lame humor ...

[floppy-snoopi.livejournal.com]

waw thank u !! the sentenses are pretty long :p *like it even more*

well i don't know what to say XD really i'm like speechless... in french it would be " je ne m'attendais pas à ca" lol

sooo... well :p

1- it's pretty sad ( yeah i know it's angst XD ) so i'm happy that's not the case in real life :P because we know that jin and ueda are interacting with each other more than with the other member, right? :P

2- saaaaaa i wonder myself which power does ueda has on jin ne ~ i'm pretty sure it's not something for children *laugh*

3- ahahah i really would like to see this in RL ahahha serisouly it would be so funny!! XD

4- ah yeah i can totally imagine this!! jin with pink apron taking care of his master XD ahahah so cute ~

5- yeah it must be a great feeling *o* and what about their first time? XD yeah ok hahaha *gets shot*

6- totally agree with jin :D *thumbs up* i'm like totally anti-akame fan XD but not when there some ryoda in their story >.< but anyway, i don't really like all te things there are around this "duo" and well... we can't really says that they're being good with one another... it's just crazy fan being crazy about it and paparazzi just to emphasis their crazyness... *shot the paparazzi and the crazy fans* and onto the sentence, it's so nice to know that behind the scene they are like that :P (even in front of the camera :D)

7- fortunaly i've seen the last CTKT ahahah so XD yeah too bad jin wasn't wearing a ponytail like ueda :P

8- i don't really know what to think about this one... it's somehow sad and somehow sweet... *being confused*

9- yeah smut :p *some nosebleed* yeah it's great :P i'm longing for it to happen too ~

and finally 10- the hiprolls thing ahah we can't see how tatchan was great at it in yorokobi no uta perf ne ~ ahahah i'm sure if he was doing it with jin like in real face, it would be really nosebleeding XD *filming what jinda are doing*

sooooo i've loved it XD XD
thank you very much !!! *hugs you and give you sweet stuff*
and sorry for always requesting >.

Re: JinDA with finally overuse and lame humor ...

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they are long, what can I say, I am a cheat:)
1. i am no angst fan, so it is good it actually was sad
2. perv!
3. would it, goooooood
4. lol you can? I think he would look pityable:)
5. well that is up to you to imagine ... but again perv!
6. me and akame are no friends either, I have never read an akame fic as well ... but I do get where the people come from, they have some past, and let´s face it, RyoDa is even more delusional:)
7. I haven´t seen it, just seen the pic:) glad you know what I am talking about though:)
8. well it is hurt/comfort, so yay for conveying the emotions ...
9&10 Perv and perv!!!
XD
Anyway you are welcome, glad you enjoyed it and no reason to appologize, I am glad someone plays along with me:) as long as I am offering, I really mean it!

[chivakaza.livejournal.com]

I didn´t even try to set it somehow XD

anyway I am here because I like to request things so I am asking for Koki x Kame
thankieees

and don´t worry you are going to enjoy 3 days without parents actually XD

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

it asked or will ask you automatically when you´ll go on your "home" page ...
3 days only *fňuk!* i was hoping for mooore
I will proceed with kokame soon, it should take no time at all compared to that request of yours ... until then ...

I don´t have an appropriate icon and I also know very little about Koki so sorry for the lameness

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

1. Koki was always there, always taking care of him, always watching him, but that was all he could do, watch and take care, although he was being denied that as well now Jin was back.

2. When Koki likes something, he is devoted; and he likes his local baseball club and their matches a lot, and so he takes it upon himself to make the star of the team, the young pitcher Kamenashi Kazuya always happy; for the sake of a good game.

3. After Kame´s crotch grabbing is diagnosed as a very rare compulsive reflex that is hard to treat, Koki volunteers to always be there to take the blow; the real problem however comes two years later when after heavy treatment Kame´s sickness subsides considerably but Koki is hospitalized with heavy symptoms of the withdrawal.*

4. “It´s okay, you can just say you are going back to your shaved head again.” Kame states as he watches Koki´s worried eyes in the mirror while the man rubs some crazy treatment into his rapidly disappearing hair; he pointedly ignores the anti wrinkle cream he himself has been applying.

5. Drinking coffee only in his boxers and watching Koki move around the kitchen nervously calms Kame down; it all feels so right and so like home.

6. Koki looks at him in awe and then slowly runs his hand through Kame´s new red hair, lingering and finally resting his palm against younger´s nape, squeezing a little and stilling all the movement as the other just smiles and pulls the man closer: “I take you like my new hairstyle then.”

7. Koki almost breaks his neck turning after a young guy he passes on his way to work, using his bike for the first time; the hips swaying, the jeans showing some very nice ass; it comes as a shock it was his bandmate and a friend who caused his almost accident and a weird angle of his neck, but Kame quickly becomes the one he wants to give a ride first.

8. Kame´s had enough; he is not the responsible one now and he really just wants to be alone so that no one knows, thinking no one cares anyway, but Koki never leaves, sitting at his feet and massaging his ankles and shins just waiting until Kame is ready to face the world again.

9. Kame shoves him down on his back and swings his leg around his waist, Koki only manages to grab his hips before the younger pushes down and arches back, Koki stops breathing then and starts again only when Kame lifts himself up and falls back down, faster and in sure rhythm, his eyes meeting Koki´s, forcing him to just keep on looking.

10. Lately Kame can´t stop wondering if Koki is as good in keeping the pace and the rhythm in bed as he is when rapping on stage, not that he would ever admit it.


*I know you probably have no idea, but during their MC in Okinawa few days back, Kame apparently kept grabbing Maru´s crotch and was showing how to adjust it properly or something, oh he also has new hair color, kind of nice red hair he has now …